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You toucha my coffee, I breaka your fingers

mug - you toucha my coffee - cafe product

Humorous mug. A shadowy figure protects his mug. 

We know how he feels. 

For work, home or even for your workplace canteen. 

Mug
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Visit The Old Man's café website here and on YouTube here

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